We Are F*cked Alphabet Soup Hoodie

Hoodie Features

• 8 oz. 50% cotton / 50% polyester

• Pill-resistant air jet yarn

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Pouch pocket

• 1×1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Washing instructions

Wash cold and tumble dry low or hang dry to avoid possible shrinking.

Bowl of Alphabet Soup With a Bold Noodley Quote

This Delulu Tees original hoodie features a cartoon-style bowl of alphabet soup, with individual lettered noodles scattered throughout. Centered in the bowl, a collection of noodles spells out the phrase “We Are Fucked”. This hoodie turns a simple bowl of soup into a memorable and irreverently relatable statement piece. Drawn to feel lighthearted yet expressive, the artwork reflects Delulu Tees’ love for playful creativity and honest self expression. Designed, printed, and produced in house in California by real people, (sibling co-owners Kalie and Darian) this shirt brings creativity, quality, and honesty together in a wearable piece of art.

Premium Quality Hoodie Made With Care From Concept to Print

Every Delulu Tees piece of apparel is created start to finish by real people who stand behind their work. This hoodie is a cozy, durable staple known for consistent quality and a true-to-size fit. Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it’s designed to hold warmth, resist pilling, and stay looking clean over time. With a double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and classic pouch pocket, it’s comfortable for everyday wear and a reliable canvas for our art.